Battle of Classroom Ville

Told by Julianna's point of view.

It all started when King Feldewerd said nobody could use the toilet chamber during royal reading time. He also put up a toilet tax. This made the people of Classroom Ville very upset.

King Feldewerd was married to a cranky queen named Queen Izzy. Tyler the Toilet Cleaner was also very upset with King Feldewerd because he had been going to the toilet chamber very often. Part of his rage was with Cook Cole for baking King Feldewerd baked beans which was his favorite snack but made him quite gassy.

King Feldewerd referred to the citizens of Classroom Ville as the students. Everyday King Feldewerd had everyone in Classroom Ville come to the Elijah Palace. Elijah was King Feldewerd's grandfather. Elijah was 2,634,525 years old. King Feldewerd likes to have everyone in Classroom Ville come to the castle so he can teach them lessons. You see, King Feldewerd wants to be a teacher when he grows up. Oh, did I forget to mention that King Feldewerd is only 2 years old and Queen Izzy is 2 1/2? They married young.

Noah the Knight actually enjoyed the classes. Well, he kind of had to because King Feldewerd said he had to go to the classes or he'd be fired. Princess Maya was King Feldewerd's daughter and she didn't like him at all. She had recently gone to the library and read about the Boston Tea Party and King George and the colonists. She had thought her father was just like King George. Baden the Butler was very obedient, even in the hardest times, like when King Feldewerd was whining because he wants his favorite Teddy bear named Adrian.

While King Feldewerd was sleeping someone knocked on the door. He heard Baden open the creaky door and yell, "King Feldewerd!" So, I got out of bed because I knew King Feldewerd wouldn't want to be interrupted during his beauty sleep.

Hi, I'm Julianna. I'm a towns person but I was adopted by Elijah who sometimes seems like the only nice person in the palace.

But anyway, the person at the door was Ms. Emily, my personal teacher. King Feldewerd said regular school outside the palace smells like sweat and is too dirty. In the classes, Ms. Emily teaches me cursive a lot. "Class, the next subject is history so who is the greatest leader of our generation?" asked Ms. Emily. "Mr. Feldewerd. OK, done for the day." Did I forget to mention that Ms. Emily has a major crush on King Feldewerd?

Just then Elijah came walking down the hallway with Cook Cole and Baden demanding to have his Sponge Bob mac and cheese sent up to his spa room. I saw Elijah carrying Adrian. After them came Princess Abbie, a very selfish girl, arguing with Princess Maya (her sister) for using their private bathroom. Princess Maya is very generous and is probably the nicest person but I never see her because Princess Abby is always arguing with her but she just ignores her. Elijah can be pretty cranky sometimes.

Then all of a sudden, something bit me. I looked down expecting to see some hideous thing but it was just Nick, King Feldewerd's hockey playing pet turtle. But, back to the story.

Everyone got mad at King Feldewerd so they started to have a war. King Feldewerd was the only one against it. So this is what it looked like - 100 people on one side and on the other side 1 person, King Feldewerd. Just when they were about to fight, Adrian the teddy near came up and talked for the first time and he said, "Fellow citizens of Classroom Ville, King Feldewerd has agreed to be nicer and stop toilet tax." "WHAT?!" said King Feldewerd, "everyone has to pay to use the toilet. If you don't stop I'll shove you in the toilet" replied Adrian."

Afterwards, Classroom Ville got more people including Ryan, Claire, Trinity, Devin, Amber, Aiden, Carlie, Grace, Kendrick, Max, Isabel, Anna and King Jacob and it all started over again.

THE END

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